Sociopath: Sketch Three

“Hey you guy.”

What did he say? Hey you guy. I know, I was hoping he wasn’t talking to me. You know he is. I know, I just don’t want to be bothered.

“Hey this customer needs a few boxes don’t break these down, okay?”

Go away, go away. Then say okay.

“Okay.”

Good Answer! They are still walking towards us. Stop scowling! I don’t want to speak, I was enjoying talking to you. At least turn towards them.

“Is that okay would you mind holding these boxes for me?”

Gah, did she not hear me just say yes a moment ago to the man. She just wants to make sure. She’s making me speak! Just tell her yes, its only one word.

“Yes ma’m.”

See that, she smiled and walked away. Augh! Was that so bad? She made me forget what we were talking about. You’ll remember. I just don’t want to be bothered by people. Maybe you should invest in an island. Stupid people. Call it Anti-social haven.